I Just Be Talking (Cry Face Emoji)

Today I will be talking about my "permanent" Twitter suspension, defending my righteous indignation/disdain for Islam, alerting you guys of my online impersonator (whom I suspect may be someone I know), and taking accountability for my own terrible dating choices, as they may all, comically, be connected. But, I have enough haters all over the world, really anyone could be after me at this point. But, regardless, to all of my many exes, please leave me the hell alone and just let it go. It's done, it's over for a reason and impersonating me online won't do anything but have you paying me large sums of money for your ignorant illegal activity. Don't make me come after any of you -- you know that I will, and you know that I'll win (as I always do), so, yeah. Try me. And if it was just some random Muslim man from afar who reported my tweets and got my Twitter account suspended, then thank you very much for proving my point that Islam is a tremendously sexist/misogynistic "religion." Instead of choosing to debate me with a valid argument (which, of course, you don't have), you chose to silence my voice. But, again, I know you Muslim men are big into silencing women's voices -- one of the many reasons I dislike Islam (again, righteously). To Twitter and all of the other social media platforms, you can lessen my reach, but you will never lessen my message. Also, lawsuits are kind of fun. ;)

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